Saturday, January 8, 2011

Peristiwa di Mahkamah Kes Pembunuhan

Malam ini aku nak post sebuah cerita yang diberi oleh kawan aku melalui email dimana peristiwa seorang makcik yang dibicara kerana membunuh seorang pemuda. Ikutilah kisah ini dengan hati yang tenang dan bersih dari sebarang pemikiran kotor....
Tapikan sebelum baca, aku harap kalau yaang bawah 16 tahun tu tidak digalakkan membaca. Sebab mengandungi kandungan yang "THRILL" . HEHE. Semoga terhibur

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just laid down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me now!”

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fool!” And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard

p/s: kan dah cakap! Explicit content!

19 comments:

MAKCEK bukan NENEK said...

explicit content ??
okay mcm penah dengar .
think think =.= hohox

pape jeh +lucah+ selamat dah 18 ke atas.haha

little ain said...

haha. sengal punye mak cik. aduyaiii.

ayuazami said...

haha, gila betol, that grandma sangat berjiwa muda, nafsu nak menggunung je. terbaik lahh :)

areripe said...

haha, selalu minum kacip fatimah makcik ni!

ira mohd said...

haha. mengong! ;p

areripe said...

MAKCEK bukan NENEK: ganas kut makcik tu tembak tu yg explicit content haha!

18++=Awesome!

areripe said...

ira mohd : takla...gila kentang!!!

adwafarahin said...

haha! x bole blah la kan

mera zati M.z said...

hohoho, ingatkan ape lah tadi..ngek je.. wakakaka

areripe said...

mera zati M.z : tajuk post kena nmpak kontroversi sikit.haha!

adwafarahin: memang pun!

Shidy said...

aduyai..tajuk dh bunyi semcm je tapi..hehe

areripe said...

hehe, tajuk maw bagi nampak hot sikit. Baru gimik! haha!

THE LEKAT LEKIT STORY said...

wakakakaakaka.. tu la padah gula2 kan org tua.

Amiey White said...

hahaha padan muka tulah x baik tau kacau jiwa nenek ni... :p

areripe said...

jangan dipanggil nenek, nanti dia tembak amiey pulak!
haha!

arep_lockermonth said...

haha :P klakar tul mak cik tuh!

arep_lockermonth said...

areripe : singgah blog arepnakbebel!

arep tagg kamo!

http://myamigosspace.blogspot.com/2011/01/mak-cik-pelik.html

lemolemo said...

nice!!! hahahaha~:D

tulus sweet said...

ganas april fool dia..haha

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